"Irked fans produce fanfic like irritated oysters produce pearls."
Jacqueline Lichtenberg in Fic by Anne Jamison (via treizquatorz)
OMG, the next fanfic gathering or workshop or blog should totally be called The Irritated Oyster. I’m getting bunnies for the logo as I type.
"I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon."