Leah Claire

Doctor John Watson is one mean frood. Don’t let the cuddly jumpers fool you: this human is one badass motherfucker, all wrapped up in enough wool to keep your granny busy all winter - and she will be, too, if she’s hanging out with Doctor John Watson. In addition to being a card-carrying, certified BAMF, this tiny assassin is a libertine to the extreme. Forget three continents, John H Watson has got his leg over three planets at least - and the reports are still coming in.

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SUBSECTION ONE: ‘Sherlock Holmes’…. The first rule of John Watson is Don’t Touch the Detective. The second rule is No, Really, Don’t Touch the Detective. The third rule is We Weren’t Kidding the First Two Times, You Sodding Idiot, Now Give Him Back Unharmed and You Might Survive, With Prompt Medical Care and Extensive Therapy. Ever wonder why you don’t see Weeping Angels around anymore? Forget thanking the deity of your choice, and drop a line to Doctor John Watson, BAMF. We have it on the good authority of a very traumatized witness that one of them made the mistake of attempting to snack on Sherlock Holmes, and the fallout was quite spectacular. Have we mentioned their solar system has an extensive asteroid belt? Or as we like to call it around the office, ‘John Watson’s rock garden.’